Crippling IT revolutions
July 6, 2014 2 Comments
Long time ago computers were slow, UI was primitive (say Windows) and there was a lot to learn. Now all is about the end of PC era, tablets and absolute disregard for the voice of users. And still you have to learn a lot as a user. What I miss quite a lot in technology is evolutionary design, something getting just better and better. Refined. I’m not a Mac user, maybe the situation there is different… I don’t know. Maybe it’s market pressure.
It’s not all bad. I’m personally done with HTC Android phones (because of revolutionary bugs), but my wife’s Samsung (cheaper than both HTCs) seems OK. And Nexus tablet isn’t bad either. But then there are simple things I believe should work and they don’t.
Online too many times at once
For instance, you log in to your Google account on the tablet, then your wife uses it with her account and week later a friend of yours asks you why you never answer him on Skype even though you are green all the time. Skype? Online all the time?! No way… and then you get it. Skype installed on Android tablet where you are not actually active for a week. Where are any reasonable defaults? Where are all the years of experience with these communication programs, chats and all?
You may argue I should set it all properly – but… It’s extremely complicated to manage various communication accounts. Their settings and policies change all the time, UI even more so. Something is in the cloud, something in your local settings. Different on each computer. And something is somehow combined. Products come and go. Some communication options are out of your control – on my HTC Wildfire I cannot disable Google Talk when I want to use Google account (there are actually way too many things that can’t be disabled for such a slow phone). But I never want to chat on a phone!
Remember me… really!
Talking about Google – I’m logged in all the time, yet it forgets my prefered language every couple of weeks, or days even (forces me to use my native Slovak, while I prefer English for professional reasons). Every time I set it properly in their settings and after a while it’s gone. How can we set things properly with products like this? Every second day (or more often) they ask me about Cookies. I’m OK with Cookies on trusted services (well… trusted… I just feel unimportant enough not to care about NSA’s knowledge about me :-)). Why I have to confirm this more than once in a… week? Month would be OK, a year ideal.
And then there are new notebook trends, so let’s skip to HW for a while. I bought Lenovo G500 for my wife. It seemed OK. But then you learn things you’d never expect – like that F1-12 keys must be pressed with Fn key, because their default functions are inverted (Fn actions instead of F1-12) without any option to flip this stupid idea off! The same happened even on ThinkPad S531, but there you have an option to lock Fn key (press Fn+Esc). So you can use ThinkPad professionally, but G500 is just a silly toy really! Try to use IntelliJ IDEA or any IDE for that matter. Try to press Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F7… and add Fn to it. Not impossible, but really silly. Luckily external keyboard works just fine.
Let’s talk about ThinkPad S531 a bit more. It could have been great computer actually. I don’t like Fn in the corner, but hey – it’s ThinkPad, IBM started it, get used to it. But why I have to get used to the new touchpad without physical buttons? Maybe it would work with Mac, but on PC where you need even three buttons sometimes…? Most of the time I indeed use external mouse, but when I’m on the move, I still want to have reasonably good experience using the notebook as is. Here it is very limited. I’m more often than not unable to press right “button” without accidentally moving the cursor. This is no revolution or evolution – it’s plain step backwards.
Ergonomy of other keys could also be questioned. Actually I was extremely pleased with layout of PgUp/Dn, End, Home and the rest on HP ProBooks. And I’m far from HP lover. But having Page Up/Down in the upper right corner was easy to find and very easy to use. Lenovo put quite useless Explorer key there and Home/End are buried in the upper row. Talking about these keys… most of them can be redefined, but Lenovo put Screen Lock key just above numpad as well. Just in case you are dumb or what… what is wrong with Win+L? This can’t be redefined, because – so it seems – it is hardwired to Win+L! Bravo…
Rather delete me as you can’t really disable me
And then there is Windows 8. Point one actually. Screw Metro, we’ve all heard tons about it already. But then there are those small things. Try Narrator for instance! Just press Win+Enter out of curiosity. I felt like disabled (no offence) immediately – because I was not able to turn it off. I had to Google it. Mute shortcut came handy in the meantime. Many people obviously want to disable these accessibility features – but there is no easy way. No single switch. Microsoft! Hear us! (Maybe they need Narrator for our complaints too.) Solutions? Delete narrator.exe for instance. Or disable its executable in Registry. (All provided by StackOverflow, Microsoft offers no definitive solution.) You gotta be kidding me, right?
Get dumb with me
Everything seems to be dumbed-down lately – but in the most wrong way. More features that are hardly understood by my mum anyway – and too few options for professionals. Not talking only about programmers here, this must annoy most of power users of any kind. And then there are other Google searches I went through during my first two days with Windows 8. And many of them were very close at the top of the suggested list before I even started writing last words! Like “windows 8 touch keyboard” finished with “keeps coming back”, or “windows 8 wifi” with “forgets password” (suggested on 6th place). Why do we have to keep solving annoying stuff instead of doing our job?
Sure, some things may be caused by Lenovo drivers… so what?
Any positives compared to Windows 7? Maybe under cover (which is expected), but UI goes in the wrong way. Ugly, thick window borders that can’t be easily customized. And when you get happy that you can easily set the background for the welcome screen, you find out that there is also this uber-ugly login screen with the most ugly metro violet ever (Sun’s enterprise violet was so nice compared to this. :-))
Well, rant over, next time I’ll try to solve something with Docker and Wildfly – and that seems to be much more promising direction of evolution.